Nuggets of Wisdom

Don_t take a credit card to a truffle festival, it can only end in a deliciously bad debtGet out of the cities and towns and into the countryside for something truly authentic and magicalHave a self-imposed small goods limitWait several decades before you reveal to your friends you were a famous musical artist in your youthYou never know what you_re going to find when you follow your gut, cake, monks or petrol. Never.Endeavour to learn more of a language than what you learn from a talking monkeyWhen taking mermaid selfies check all of your body parts are contained within your swimsuitLearn more French other than camembert, baguette and croissantTake your own sticky name tag to conferences and wear it on your forehead. It'll be a conversation starter.Don_t use a hammock when you have vertigo. You can_t get out.Don't have body wash that attractsalways-rinse-the-sweat-bandeat-everything-whats-the-worst-that-can-happennever-trust-a-wax-figure

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