Nuggets of Wisdom

You never know what you_re going to find when you follow your gut, cake, monks or petrol. Never.Endeavour to learn more of a language than what you learn from a talking monkeyWhen taking mermaid selfies check all of your body parts are contained within your swimsuitLearn more French other than camembert, baguette and croissantTake your own sticky name tag to conferences and wear it on your forehead. It'll be a conversation starter.Don_t use a hammock when you have vertigo. You can_t get out.Don't have body wash that attractsalways-rinse-the-sweat-bandeat-everything-whats-the-worst-that-can-happennever-trust-a-wax-figure

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