Nuggets of Wisdom

Don_t take a credit card to a truffle festival, it can only end in a deliciously bad debt Get out of the cities and towns and into the countryside for something truly authentic and magical Have a self-imposed small goods limit Wait several decades before you reveal to your friends you were a famous musical artist in your youth You never know what you_re going to find when you follow your gut, cake, monks or petrol. Never. Endeavour to learn more of a language than what you learn from a talking monkey When taking mermaid selfies check all of your body parts are contained within your swimsuit Learn more French other than camembert, baguette and croissant Take your own sticky name tag to conferences and wear it on your forehead. It'll be a conversation starter. Don_t use a hammock when you have vertigo. You can_t get out. Don't have body wash that attracts always-rinse-the-sweat-band eat-everything-whats-the-worst-that-can-happen never-trust-a-wax-figure